Most people have lots of questions about Phone Sex, so we've compiled a few questions and answers that we thought you might have and created this little Phone Sex FAQ Sheet for you. Most of the stuff here applies to Australian Phone Sex services only. We reserves the right to change this FAQ from time to time at our sole discretion.
Way back in 1999, the Government of the day brought in legislation effectively outlawing phone sex on any number charged to your telephone account, with the exception of the approved prefix of 1901 which was specifically designated for adult services.
Which is why when you call a 1900 or 1902 service, the operator may skirt around talking sex, ask you what you are doing rather than doing anything to or for you, and may even refer you to another number, like a credit card service for example.
1901 numbers are completely legal and require a PIN number to be entered. Originally, a caller was required to contact Telstra, ask them to send out a form to be filled in by the bill payer, send it back to Telstra, then wait for a PIN number to arrive in the mail - needless to say, by which time, the moment had well and truly passed. A long, laborious, time-consuming, tedious and indiscreet way to go about have a bit of fun on the phone!
Now, there is an exclusive system providing a much easier and instant way of getting a PIN number which will allow you some good old fashioned, full-on, no holds barred, hardcore, explicit phone sex - all charged to your telephone account - legally. No "what am I doing? I'm just relaxing at the moment" , no "yes I am hot - this weather is killing me" , no "I'm sorry, I can't speak to you on this number - call me back on xyz" .
All you have to do now is simply phone the 1901 service you wish to call showing your caller ID. The system will immediately recognise whether your phone is registered with a PIN number or not. If you have one, you will be asked to enter it at the prompt and then you can go for your life. If not, you press 1 to go through to a call centre who can issue a PIN on the spot. You do need to confirm the phone number and address and then you will be asked if you have a drivers license or credit card - to confirm you are over 18 years of age. Choose yourself a PIN number and Bob's your uncle ... you can now call a group of 1901 services to your heart's content.
Be a smart consumer. Use your brain and choose a phone sex line that really appeals to you and is in your price range. Don't wait until most of the blood is displaced from your brain to your penis before you find the right phone sex line. Remember the grocery store principle - "never go food shopping when you are hungry!
Time is money. If you are on a tight budget, postpone your call until you are well into arousal. Sometimes getting a head start, so to speak, is smart time and money management. Consider using a watch or a clock so billable minutes don't get out of control.
Start small and be very picky. Spend a little more time getting to know a fantasy operator at first. Get a feel for her interest and talent as well as your mutual chemistry. If the experience leaves you wishing you had more time, try another line the next time. Shop around until you find someone who blows off more than your socks.
Have a rough idea. One of the worst things a phone sex operator faces is the caller who cannot think of a thing he wants to do and steadfastly refuses all of her suggestions. This is really annoying for an operator. You have set her up to fail, and she knows it. The operator knows you will not hang up and think, "I'm a slow-witted dud who can't even communicate what I want." The truth is you will hang up and say, "What the hell was wrong with that bimbo? What a ripoff! I'm never calling that number again!" Don't let this happen to you. Know exactly what you want before you ring for a play.
Pay your bills. So you think "blue balls" are bad eh? Just wait until you get black-balled by the phone sex industry. Deadbeat callers have caused so much financial ruin to this industry that phone sex providers have become much more aggressive in tracking down problem customers. Many companies now share deadbeat identities so that stiffing one company (and not in a good way!) will result in legal proceedings against you and the inability to call other phone sex lines as well. Also, remember that the phone sex operator who was so good to you in the first place, may now have her pay severely cut due to your failure to pay your phone sex bill. Think about who you are actually hurting!
Know the difference between fantasies and reality. Recognize that you are buying a phone sex call fantasy, a phone sex illusion. Do not press any operator to meet you, give you life guidance, or have your baby. If you behave, you may be granted special privileges such as an operator extension/code, e-mail address or P.O. Box number to send your operator a letter or gift. If you misbehave, you may get banned! Remember that this is still a business relationship, not a personal one.
Your phone sex experience should not, in and of itself, produce any guilt, addiction, social isolation, financial ruin, scurvy, or excessive palm hair. It should be viewed as a fundamental supply-and-demand transaction between two parties and nothing more. It's quick, clean, no-obligation, predictable, safe, and completely controlled by the caller. In his heart, a man knows if this is appropriate for him.